Heartstuck
Jun 5, 2013 1:30:23 GMT -5
Post by Delta on Jun 5, 2013 1:30:23 GMT -5
Got a guess what this is going to be about? Yep, whenever I get some time together, I'll be making a Kingdom Hearts/Homestuck crossover parody. One chapter at a time, so check back when you see a new post here! Assuming, you know, you care. Which could be a big assumption, depending on how this goes.
Edit: I am now condensing the posts as I go. No need for all these posts when I could have one long one. Makes it flow better. A little more readable without seeing my signature over and over.
===> Heartstuck
It is the 13th birthday of this spiky-haired, cheerful boy. Though he has been on this planet for such a long time, it is only today that he shall be given a name. What shall we name him?
===> Enter Name
(Moron McGrinface)
Though perhaps an appropriate name, it is not the right one. Try again. It's alright- he's patient.
===> Enter Better Name
(Sora Highwind)
Ah, yes. that fits nicely. Sora here looks quite ready to have an adventure!
===> Examine Room
This room is full of PICTURES! Most of them are of Sora's friends, or perhaps of them having fun together. He also has a SILLY COMPUTER which bears a resemblance to Mickey Mouse. The room is a normal room, inside a normal apartment building, in a very normal city. But today is not ordinary. Two very special DISCS sit on Sora's desk today. They are part of a game known as KINGDOM HEARTS: SBURB EDITION. The game is brand new, and he plans to play them today with his two closest friends! Now just to get ahold of them...
===> Retrieve arms.
Arms? This boy clearly already has arms! What, do you think this is some lazily drawn Microsoft paint comic? No, this is aaaaaallllll text. Which means he has arms already. duh.
===> Pick up KH:Sburb disc.
Sora picks up the disc and captchalogues it in his 'Smiley' fetch modus. This seemingly pointless modus requires you to make a silly face to unlock the item in question. Great for lifting spirits, at least...
===> Insert disc in computer.
Sticking his tongue out at the computer like an idiot allows him to retrieve the disc and place it in the appropriate slot. A bar appears, and the software begins downloading. Now, to find someone to play as his server... Someone he deeply cares about... who he would trust with his life...
===> Wayfind Riku.
Sora pops open the coolest chat client around, WAYFINDER. As it turns out, Riku and Kairi are both online! Time topester wayfind one of them!
View Waylog
HappinessEternal found ThoughtfulSoldier
HE: hi riku!
TS: Hi, Sora. What's up?
HE: you know what's up! did you get the game?!
TS: Yes, Sora, I got it in the mail today.
TS: Just like you did, I assume.
HE: yep!!
HE: so, want to play? It's 2- players minimum, but I thought I might get kairi in on it too!
TS: Actually, I'm in the middle of something right now. A mystery, if you will.
HE: really??!!? what happened?
TS: This random puppet showed up in a package at my door today. It's like... a rapper, I think. With lipstick. It's really creepy, and the package had no address. It just... appeared, I guess.
HE: wow, that is weird!
HE: maybe someone left it there by accident?
TS: Maybe. I don't know, it's going in a corner of the room for now. Where it can't stare at me.
TS: Why don't you see if Kairi will start it off with you?
HE: alright, fine.
HE: party pooper.
HappinessEternal ceased finding ThoughtfulSoldier.
===>Be the other guy.
You are now the other guy.
You are a boy, slightly older than Sora. Your hair is equally spiky but longer. You tend to be a bit brooding and dramatic at times, but will do ANYTHING for your friends. What is your name?
===> Enter name.
(Poutypants Partypooper)
This guy is too cool and brooding to even acknowledge such a whimsical name. he simply raises an eyebrow as if to say "Haha. No."
===> Try again.
(Riku Earthborn)
That's more like it. The box blinks green, accepting the name. Riku nods at you.
===> Examine room.
This room is darker than most. A lava lamp filled with white goop provides the only lighting in this surprisingly black room. A picture of Sora, and another of a pink-haired girl, sit on a dresser. Your wooden dagger sits on this dresser as well, a toy used to spar with your energetic friend from time to time. A book of mythology on the inner circle of horrorterrors sits on the floor nearby, hiding a creepy-looking puppet with its girth. Finally, a black desk supports a computer and a CD containing Kingdom Hearts: Sburb edition. You aren't entirely sure why the game has a sburb edition, since you've never seen any other entry in the series. Probably just silly naming shenanigans.
Your wayfinder handle is ThoughtfulSoldier, and you speak crisply and cleanly, with not a single grammatical mistake. That said, you still avoid large words out of thoughtfulness for others.
===> Retrieve arms.
Again? Really? He has arms. They're beautifully animated. Just use your imagination!
===> Equip dagger to strife specibus.
You epuip your dagger to your strife specibus, shifting it to daggerkind. Just in case a stray mosquito wanders near... Say, is that a mosquito drone you hear?
(S)===>STRIFE!!!!!
You pull out your dagger in a flash, slapping the mosquito and reducing it to a black smudge on the blunt blade. That's what you get for messing with a ninja. Or something like that. (Why did I put a S in the title? I'm not entirely sure. Instinct?)
===> Captchalogue mythology book.
You place the book in your Mah Jong fetch modus. This modus is easy enough to operate with just an item or two, but it randomizes every time an item is added, making it increasingly complex to get what you want.
===>Be the other guy again.
You decide to be the other guy again. It's no fun being all dark and emo and epic and muscly and...
Actually, it's a lot of fun. But the other guy awaits. You now find yourself with only one person left to chat up and play your new game with! It's the amazingly beautiful totally canon love interest that you refuse to acknowledge as such because you're an airhead who cares more about having awesome friends than finding love...
===>Enter name
Wait, what was her name again? Hmm... pink hair... cute smile... lots of flowers...
(Princess Flowerfiddle)
===>...really?
The girl giggles. It's a cute name, actually. Heck, she might even use it as a nickname sometime. If you can nickname yourself, that is. It usually doesn't work like that. But regardless... Try something more name-ish.
(Kairi Fieldflower)
See? Some letter rearrangement, a Japanese word instead of a title... poof, you have a real name.
===> Retrieve ar-
NO.
Edit: I am now condensing the posts as I go. No need for all these posts when I could have one long one. Makes it flow better. A little more readable without seeing my signature over and over.
===> Heartstuck
It is the 13th birthday of this spiky-haired, cheerful boy. Though he has been on this planet for such a long time, it is only today that he shall be given a name. What shall we name him?
===> Enter Name
(Moron McGrinface)
Though perhaps an appropriate name, it is not the right one. Try again. It's alright- he's patient.
===> Enter Better Name
(Sora Highwind)
Ah, yes. that fits nicely. Sora here looks quite ready to have an adventure!
===> Examine Room
This room is full of PICTURES! Most of them are of Sora's friends, or perhaps of them having fun together. He also has a SILLY COMPUTER which bears a resemblance to Mickey Mouse. The room is a normal room, inside a normal apartment building, in a very normal city. But today is not ordinary. Two very special DISCS sit on Sora's desk today. They are part of a game known as KINGDOM HEARTS: SBURB EDITION. The game is brand new, and he plans to play them today with his two closest friends! Now just to get ahold of them...
===> Retrieve arms.
Arms? This boy clearly already has arms! What, do you think this is some lazily drawn Microsoft paint comic? No, this is aaaaaallllll text. Which means he has arms already. duh.
===> Pick up KH:Sburb disc.
Sora picks up the disc and captchalogues it in his 'Smiley' fetch modus. This seemingly pointless modus requires you to make a silly face to unlock the item in question. Great for lifting spirits, at least...
===> Insert disc in computer.
Sticking his tongue out at the computer like an idiot allows him to retrieve the disc and place it in the appropriate slot. A bar appears, and the software begins downloading. Now, to find someone to play as his server... Someone he deeply cares about... who he would trust with his life...
===> Wayfind Riku.
Sora pops open the coolest chat client around, WAYFINDER. As it turns out, Riku and Kairi are both online! Time to
View Waylog
HappinessEternal found ThoughtfulSoldier
HE: hi riku!
TS: Hi, Sora. What's up?
HE: you know what's up! did you get the game?!
TS: Yes, Sora, I got it in the mail today.
TS: Just like you did, I assume.
HE: yep!!
HE: so, want to play? It's 2- players minimum, but I thought I might get kairi in on it too!
TS: Actually, I'm in the middle of something right now. A mystery, if you will.
HE: really??!!? what happened?
TS: This random puppet showed up in a package at my door today. It's like... a rapper, I think. With lipstick. It's really creepy, and the package had no address. It just... appeared, I guess.
HE: wow, that is weird!
HE: maybe someone left it there by accident?
TS: Maybe. I don't know, it's going in a corner of the room for now. Where it can't stare at me.
TS: Why don't you see if Kairi will start it off with you?
HE: alright, fine.
HE: party pooper.
HappinessEternal ceased finding ThoughtfulSoldier.
===>Be the other guy.
You are now the other guy.
You are a boy, slightly older than Sora. Your hair is equally spiky but longer. You tend to be a bit brooding and dramatic at times, but will do ANYTHING for your friends. What is your name?
===> Enter name.
(Poutypants Partypooper)
This guy is too cool and brooding to even acknowledge such a whimsical name. he simply raises an eyebrow as if to say "Haha. No."
===> Try again.
(Riku Earthborn)
That's more like it. The box blinks green, accepting the name. Riku nods at you.
===> Examine room.
This room is darker than most. A lava lamp filled with white goop provides the only lighting in this surprisingly black room. A picture of Sora, and another of a pink-haired girl, sit on a dresser. Your wooden dagger sits on this dresser as well, a toy used to spar with your energetic friend from time to time. A book of mythology on the inner circle of horrorterrors sits on the floor nearby, hiding a creepy-looking puppet with its girth. Finally, a black desk supports a computer and a CD containing Kingdom Hearts: Sburb edition. You aren't entirely sure why the game has a sburb edition, since you've never seen any other entry in the series. Probably just silly naming shenanigans.
Your wayfinder handle is ThoughtfulSoldier, and you speak crisply and cleanly, with not a single grammatical mistake. That said, you still avoid large words out of thoughtfulness for others.
===> Retrieve arms.
Again? Really? He has arms. They're beautifully animated. Just use your imagination!
===> Equip dagger to strife specibus.
You epuip your dagger to your strife specibus, shifting it to daggerkind. Just in case a stray mosquito wanders near... Say, is that a mosquito drone you hear?
(S)===>STRIFE!!!!!
You pull out your dagger in a flash, slapping the mosquito and reducing it to a black smudge on the blunt blade. That's what you get for messing with a ninja. Or something like that. (Why did I put a S in the title? I'm not entirely sure. Instinct?)
===> Captchalogue mythology book.
You place the book in your Mah Jong fetch modus. This modus is easy enough to operate with just an item or two, but it randomizes every time an item is added, making it increasingly complex to get what you want.
===>Be the other guy again.
You decide to be the other guy again. It's no fun being all dark and emo and epic and muscly and...
Actually, it's a lot of fun. But the other guy awaits. You now find yourself with only one person left to chat up and play your new game with! It's the amazingly beautiful totally canon love interest that you refuse to acknowledge as such because you're an airhead who cares more about having awesome friends than finding love...
===>Enter name
Wait, what was her name again? Hmm... pink hair... cute smile... lots of flowers...
(Princess Flowerfiddle)
===>...really?
The girl giggles. It's a cute name, actually. Heck, she might even use it as a nickname sometime. If you can nickname yourself, that is. It usually doesn't work like that. But regardless... Try something more name-ish.
(Kairi Fieldflower)
See? Some letter rearrangement, a Japanese word instead of a title... poof, you have a real name.
===> Retrieve ar-
NO.